I bought a jacket with a DWR coating. The shop assistant told me with an accent it was ideal for outDOOR use in Wales.

Last time I told a jacket joke I got a lot of flak.

My friend with emphysema wears a pink puffer jacket.


(Re my previous effort, a waterproof jacket seemed appropriate for OD (and Wales!) and this was the best I could think of, but it is a bit cryptic so perhaps I should give an explanation in case I have misled anyone into thinking that 'dŵr' means 'door' (and therefore probably also thinking that I have lost the plot completely 😮): the accent ^ gives a long vowel sound and 'door' is an approximate pronunciation of 'dŵr', which means 'water'.)