Did I say slave, sorry I mean big strapping man. <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' />

Want doesn't get especially if they don't exist!! lol

Crikey jopo thats some wish list, is the post part-time or full time !!!!!!!!!

you need a pinch!!....WAKE UP <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Would I also have to wear a pinnie & would you make it all worth it at the end if the day? I don't have the collar & lead though for walkies!!! ... or the gimp suit & gag

<img src='theme/emoticon_surprised.png' />!!!!!

Make sure your next man comes with a manual Jopo because if your not 100% satisfied, you can always send him back <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Or packing!!!!

just so we are all absolutely clear jo you not looking for Mr Right but Mr Sheen, With a hint of Mr Muscle so he must have rippling Dyson's too, look good in a pinny and knows how to handle a teapot. Massage your feet with his feather duster whilst cleaning your boots. Mmm when you find him ask if he got a brother !! lol<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

you girls don't want much do you, us poor boys don't stand a chance , i can make a cup of tea in a pinky, but foot massage NO. <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Jo if your taking orders can I have one to please lol
Is any one free this sun to go waalking?

Terence are we saying pinky or pinny? It makes a difference you know! <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

As Mr Humphries used to say ... "I'm free"

think i meant pinny miss, thank you for correcting me, or did i mean a pink pinky ???? <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' />

I'm after a SEX SLAVE !!!!!
FL

Pinkjellibeans you have it in one. As a reward for finding that perfect guy I will tickle his ears at night and murmur sweet nothings to him and love him reservedly. <img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' /<img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

I'm on my way how could anyone refuse such an offer !<img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' />

that doesn't sound too bad Jopo, sounds as though he would have the day to himself after about 10 am, when you have gone to work then about 1630 time to start thinking about dinner and put on some 'work' clothes and look harassed. That way tou wouldn't dare think about telling him what a lousy (or great) day you have had at work.

If daytime telly wasn't so bad it might not be a bad job for some chap.<img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Just throwing this one out there Jo, but what about this climbing instructor chappy? Just a thought.

Lol he didn't look the type to mow the lawn, but he was very very pleasing on the eye. <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' />

so what does a man who mows the lawn look like ? <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Don't get me wrong it would have been nice watching him go up and down, up down the garden but he was a rock man and besides his hands would have been too rough. <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

Jo you want the 'moon on a stick' you, as they say, never happy. Anyway we blokes cant do it all, as you girls say, we cant multitask. I can however massage a bit and do a little reflexology but regrettably cant mow the lawn at the same time, such is life. Sounds as if you need a white collar workers smooth hands not a blues rough type, although you girls do go for the bad ones for some reason.

It sounded like his talents lay elsewhere Rourky!

Are you saying you're one of the good guys Rourkey? <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' />

Isn't it good we can't find the man of our dreams or you finding the woman of yours or we wouldn't be on here. Hurray staying single, I will carry on mowing the lawn myself <img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' />

Milv you being rude again?
And yes TMIW I consider myself to be one of those! Not one of those! ie 'whoops sergent major' open toed strappy sandeles on the weekend etc just in case you were thinking that.

Moi?! wouldn't possibly Rourkey <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' />

Maybe your right Jo!

Rourky aren't you meant to be teaching or something? By the way it sergeant and sandals! call yourself a teacher. I will however stick up for you and say you are one of the good guys, helped me through lots! Big cheer for Rourky!! Hip hip!! <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

FL the way you respond to things you will never have any type of slave!
Terence the answer to your question what does a man who mows the grass look like? Green!<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />