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by The Mind is Willing
They made me laugh this morning when I read them - hope someone else enjoys them to
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"
"The good news," replied Adam.
"Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain."
"OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?"
"I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time
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Posted on 29/09/11
22 Comment(s)
And there again.....men wake up as good looking as they went to bed
MGM GAs for women,they seem to deteriorate during the night !!!<img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />
Aaahh MG they may wake up as good as they went to bed but who said they went to bed looking good in the first place!!!<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /> <img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />
made me smile
Think I need a blood transfusion in that case! TMiW you always look good!!
mumunroist2847Mike shame on you! <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
TMiW again you've misunderstood me!
mumunroist2847Then explain yourself
i agree munroist2847 she does look good
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I think TMiW he was just saying you look good, always! as in all the time!<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /> and you do<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
on 27/09/11 @ 18:48I think TMiW he was just saying you look good, always! as in all the time!<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /> and you do<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
on 27/09/11 @ 18:48I think TMiW he was just saying you look good, always! as in all the time!<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /> and you do<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
I agree a lady at all times but I'm not going to boost your ego by saying it 3 times. <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
UJUltreia (Jo & Alan)Thank you Ali and yes she does look great all the time, three times over!
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on 28/09/11 @ 15:40I appreciate your sentiment girls - and we all look good <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /> Just wait until the boys get a look at us at Christmas!!!! <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' />
Munroist always the gentleman <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /> - I appreciate your friendship
Those are funny jokes ....and the blood one was so true it was scary ....haha
E4Eve 456Three times a lady !!!! TMiW <img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' /> wasn't that a song???
FlForever lostHello FL (as if you didn't know,) nicely placed pal <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
on 29/09/11 @ 6:40Nice to have you join in Eve - I know, very amusing but I'm not sure the guys like that one best!<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
I didn't push that button three times honest! Yes FL was a song, I am having it at my funeral, that and don't it make my brown eyes blue, Chrystal Gayle! <img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />
Oh Ali that's another one of my favourites too