Well I'm off to Barbados then with my refund !!!

Hilarious!!!!<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

I"ve got 4 inches, give me the number for the tax office , please...........

We mountain goats are sure small in status, just ask TERRENCE <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

i have 12" inches tax office give me a rebate, goat has no bits , tax office gave him a bigger rebate, <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Ah thanks for this Jo as I didn't know. Who do I send the Â&pound;30 to?

Obviously, the Jop tax office,my friend, she deals with all money matters on this site <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

What !!!!, seriously scout,I think you need to chat to our new mate mike. lol

If I was the tax office I would likely be skint do to all the refunds given out. <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

Mate of mine had a penis extension. His house looks ridiculous.

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Theres nothing like having the facilities to practice a "good deep screw". Talking pool here ladies.

I hear the authorities are investigating tax avoidance after a tip off.

I used to just keep quiet, seeing as you ask

Scout," its not the size of the boat,its the motion of the ocean"<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

Why?

us men know how to keep quiet scout, but when we are quiet you ladies complain about that too.
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Well,if its a shallow bay,big boats cant enter the port,and in a big bay, small boats wont know where to go.....<img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' />

parking a magnificent grand piano in a small port can be a bit tricky
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Not if the acoustics are right Andydav

What is it with men and phallic symbols?<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /> Honesty is always the best policy <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Excuse me TMiW.....this thread was placed by you girls:<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />

Very true MG but we're not bragging or infering an untruth <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /> We're just doing what women do - commenting!! <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

all men are good pianist scout <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

I'm a fiddler actually and happy to play in any location <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Andydav, hear hear, I think that is a fitting final comment.

God, I'm totally unmusical....don't know when I should pick or pluck.

Any advice would be greatfully recieved.

thanks for tip Scout, I bow to you <img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />