Capn's Log2
by Carpe Diem!Firstly, a witty Piratoad (to a vigorous beat)...
Oooooh arrrr, Ooooh arrr, Oooh arr, Ooh ar,
Oooooh arrrr, Ooooh arrr, Oooh arr.
Oooooh arrrr, Ooooh arrr, Oooh arr, Ooh ar,
Oooooh arrrr, Ooooh arrr,
Oooh arr.
Secondly, many thanks to Skips Chris and the wondrous Champagne Charleys. Windermere rocks! x
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Posted on 18/08/12
21 Comment(s)

I think the above oad shows a lotta skull - yo ho ho <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' />
CDCarpe Diem!A big, big, thank you to Stargazer, this is up there as one of the best wkends i have had with od in the last 2yrs thank you <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
Yes ditto, fantastic weekend. It was great to meet you all. Thanks very much Chris for taking us out on your boat and looking after us so well, and I think I may have learnt a little bit about sailing as well. Those land lubbers don't know what they're missing <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /<img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
WaWanderlustArrrr...Good Stuff...Everybody was so friendly & generous yet again<img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
on 13/08/12 @ 7:46With the hot babes on board & hot weather had to go and cool of with a swim in lake<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
Hope to run this event again with Great North Swim or Flyover event theme<img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
However: It has been brought to the Admiralty attention by First Officer Wren that Captain Carpe Diem! entry into ships log was not approved by the Admiralty due being his maiden sail. The Navel punishment for a Capt on these matters is one the the following:
BMBionic Man1. Buy both crews a double ration of rum
2. Demoted to a non-commissioned officer
3. Keel-Hauling resulting in becoming FISH FOOD!
This decision lies purely on the Commadore + any Able Seaman. So nodd by Sue & a Bark by Dog (Sue & Dog) could turn Carpe Diem! into FISH FOOD<img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />
What a brilliant w/e and particular thanks to Chris for the sailing and Clare for the picnic. Thanks also for letting Molly on board once out from falling in the lake she had a great time.
ahalpine hikerOooooh Arrr! Sent an urgent telegram to Able Seaman Dog, The Admiralty & The Commodore(Sue) with your request Master at Arms (Tilly)to promote Jopo to Captain & demote Carpe Diem! to 3rd Poop Deck Scrubber<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
BMBionic ManThis is ludicrous wind - I remain unmoved by your tasteless vendetta. It will be ultra-clear who is Captain when I next sail - a man with my Nelson connection does not lie down to be k-hauled. I think some of you will find that there is more than a modicum of support for my continued, nay enhanced, officership. In the timeless words of Quilliam, " Dinnae tittle and tangle with the spunk o' the lean Manxman; he wears his crustacean 'art in 'is kippered soles to quash where t'others do flail". <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />
CDCarpe Diem!Oooooh arrrrgh <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />
UJUltreia (Jo & Alan)Had great day on Saturday, was lovely to meet everyone, big thanks go to Chris for allowing me and the hound on board for the day.
SDSue + DawgzAs for the decision for or against Carpe Diem, Harley and I have decided that as he has shown a decidedly limited memory for the names of his crew that he be demoted to 3rd Poop deck scrubber forthwith with compensation of two bottles of fizz payable in lieu of Keel hauling to Tilly. Sentence suspended till next meeting.<img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
listen, Carol, what you know about scrubbin, fizz and keels can be written on the bony bit of my eye-patch - so take that <img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />
CDCarpe Diem!Dear 3rd Poop Deck Scrubber (Carpe Diem) as a previous fellow officer so sorry to hear you have been stripped of your commission! The Admiralty clearly took a dim view of you santioning a vote to drink all the fizz on board you maiden voyage as a Captain<img src='theme/emoticon_unhappy.png' />
BMBionic ManSeine
SeSeineOOO AARR I go for DELAY, a few months 'll bring on
them razor sharp barnacles a treat.
you really did nae wanna make me angry - now beware the half-eared dwarf wif a limp........ (the "wit" of my one-time mates is also limp ... as their sweaty flesh so soon will be). Sleep well blubberers - haa harrgghhh. Yours in Hell -CC <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_surprised.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' />
on 15/08/12 @ 18:02ps Tilly - you really ought to know who Carol is!!
on 15/08/12 @ 18:05Aw c'mon, do I know ma crew or what? It's a Capn's duty, summat you Tilly will never, ever understand. And, let's face it, Carol and her dog Harvey did a crackin' job on board, which is more'n can be said for some folk <img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' />So stuff that in yuh empty fizz bottle!!!!!!!!! <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />
CDCarpe Diem!