Have you got a date for your sex change then Steve

Glad to see you've joined us happy face or should I say happy feet! <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /> ref to picture take

Thanx jopo, everybody wants to feel wanted and loved but taking advice from women , I must have missed that one! When did that happen ?
Yes Owen I have got a date ,but its a long way off as there is a such a huge waiting list of men wanting to change sex to be a woman !!!!! apparently its such a pampered cushy life and you get the chance to join in the bitchin , play with the sex toys , pregnancy ( a doddle ) lead men a merry dance, break finger nails , go to the hairdressers for fourteen hours , get flowers, chocolates, wear a wedding dress or two , the list goes on and on . Our lives are boring in comparison.
Thank you my new friends

<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /> You can't deny though, some of us are very good at some of that list!!!<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

Now Now Milv, most of us are good at all the list<img src='theme/emoticon_wink.png' /> and steeeeev you fitted in very well just like one of the girls<img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' />

Lovely to see you again Steeev. It was a good walk today and I think I laughed more than the last time! <img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

I`m still singing that song ....`take that look off your face` and worried sick , walking past little kids that `scout` aint refering to all that grown up talk !!!
I too enjoyed it , probably toooooooooo much , must get some sedatives for the next one . Did u tell me that you were going to Peru ? or was I imaginininin in it .
Have a good un and please don`t get yer selves on Sky News !!!

<img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

Oh gosh yes! If only we'd taken pictures of the sweet innocent faces on those three kids <img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

They're probably traumatised for life!!!

I`m only trying to get this post to the top of the forum again , cos I`ve never felt sooooooooooooooo loved.
So as a game within this group maybe we could always get this posting up to the top of the forum soooooooooo I can be sooooooo loved (selfish I know , but me time is running out !!
)
All you have to do is reply to this posting and say how much you love me , lie... who cares , say how great I am (that will create more postings.)........I will be ever so grateful...and it will be annoying ....so it covers all aspects of a great club

respect to all in Outdoor Duo

get out there and walk the walk , then you can talk the talk
love you all

Steeev

John Wayne's famously made quotes , like it<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

Is that so? Here's one I like
A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him. <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

Looks like your sex change op is definitely overdue Steve when you talk about love <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /<img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

what about his great line , get off your horse and drink your milk, not sure its a real quote , but it sounds great <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

Yep Terry I've heard that one before. I think it was a film with young lads doing the cattle run. Clearly he thought too young! <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

I certainly heard Freddie Starr do that , ooops can I mention him ? or is he now on the ever growing `taboo list`
Also tonight lost cities of PERU (bbc4) ooooohh can`t wait , saves going there !!

The follow up programme will be even better Steve The Lost British walkers of Peru

If it was on the taboo list you'd mention it even more! <img src='theme/emoticon_tongue.png' /<img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' />

Hey Orb - you may not be too far wrong on that!!<img src='theme/emoticon_confused.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

How about a few more poignant lines from John Wayne: 'life is hard, its harder if you're stupid'<img src='theme/emoticon_evilgrin.png' /> + 'talk low, talk slow & don't say too much'<img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

Have you all forgot me already ?

Lucky for me I found another John Wayne quote......and you know what , it makes a man feel like a real man !!!


`Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.` JOHN WAYNE



(thank god I hid my saddle and didn`t have to go )

Well if you're that scared of your horse I would hide your saddle permanently!! Or is it the cows your afraid of eh guys????<img src='theme/emoticon_smile.png' />

yOU `RE right Milvus ! I`ve think us men have met some right cows in our lives !!!!

I don't think its just the gateposts you've been staring at is it? <img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />

I dont know GPG....an oak gate post is not featureless....all the curves and bumps in the right places!!!<img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' /><img src='theme/emoticon_grin.png' />