Things which improve with age
by top_spot (john)I went to the local pharmacy this morning and discovered that I can now be as ill as I like free of charge. That, together with recent comments about this site keeping you young, made me consider what things actually improve with age. Here are a few which spring to mind and which I am writing down very quickly before I forget:
I am now brilliant at falling asleep in front of the telly.
My ability to puff when walking uphill is coming on steadily.
I have never been better at, erm ................... ah yes, remembering what I was going to say next.
Now I'm sure there was something else .................. ah well. If you think of it please feel free to add. Now what do I do to g
Posted on 11/10/13
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Lots of things do improve with age - especially our appreciation of what we have, like this site. Pictures and forums can put a smile on my face that can last a whole day and I really wouldn't be without! 🙂
I'm excellent at getting peoples names mixed up 🙂
MoMorningdawnI never do that, Drowning Man.
My social life is getting better. No longer looking for a baby sitter. 😀
UJUltreia (Jo & Alan)It's now ok to admit that I like country music - I've been hiding it for years!😀
MPMPChinchillaA vintage bottle of Port🙂
JWJWOh yes port! and the fact that I don't care who knows how much more I now look forward to getting into my PJ's instead of going out on the town!!
mimilvusSloegin.......from a hip flask...
dadavemOk Liz you can share mine if I can share yours....lol
Mature cheddar 🙂
BJBlue JohnGood choice davem, love Sloe Gin ... love anything Gin actually ... hic! 😋
DJDebbieJLol Milv 😀
I'm totally in agreement with the gin thing and I feel that it is a little sad that I am so totally excited about my first pair of reading glasses but they make me feel really intelligent . I am finally a grown-up!!!! or not.....
sisilverliningI think this site is a bit like never never land cos none of us want to grow up 😋
BJBlue Johnand it has its very own Tinkerbell 🙂
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BJBlue JohnThere are a few Peter pans also 😀😀😀
TTTerence ( Terry )sooo funny ... I think you might be right there Blue John 😉😀
DJDebbieJwisdom 🙂
JaJardindelmarWhiskey.......
BGBustaGut (Grant)BJ, think you may have the measure of most of us there!!!
Making Love !!!🙂
FlForever lostLove it fl😀
UJUltreia (Jo & Alan)Making love or his comment Jo?!!! 😮😋😈
Spill the beans jo. 😋😋😋
TTTerence ( Terry )Don't tell them jopo keep your legs shut sorry lips that sounds even worse lol ok start again don't say a word Jo lol
FlForever lostFL seems to have perfected the art of lowering the tone on any forum 😋, 😀
MoMorningdawnIt is a remarkable talent
ScScoutOn the other hand I like a man who is consistent
- now that is something which does go with age😈
Bless him MD it keeps him amused (and me sometimes!). How true Scout!!! 😮😋😈😈
lol i'm not that bad am i MD ??? thanks Scout i think lol
FlForever lostLove you know me so well 🙂🙂
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I am informed(by a lady)that ladies,like a fine wine,get better with age. Hmm.
JaJacktherussellAnd men, like a mature cheese, get riper, or is that smellier? 😈
MMMadMagEiter way we still loose!!! :~😈😈😈
Excuse me Love we do have feeling 🙂
FlForever lostWatch out for the 'corked' ones JTR, they leave a bit of a bad taste....😋😋
BGBustaGut (Grant)Especially the ones made with sour grapes 😋
BJBlue JohnBit like sour milk left to stew! 😮:~😋😈
Trees grow, flourish & mature over many years 🙂
BJBlue JohnI love a mature tree! 😀
What about Bonzais?
ScScoutWhat about Bonzais i had some of them i used to sit there like that bloke of Karate Kid snipping bits off them needless to say they died but i do use is technique when polishing the car wax on wank off 🙂
FlForever lostBonzais still grow, flourish & mature 🙂 FL I dread to imagine the finish on your car 😋
BJBlue JohnIts very slippy and abit smelly on a hot day but i always know it'll be there when i get back to it after a walk 🙂
FlForever lostBoth 😀😉
UJUltreia (Jo & Alan)I rest my case FL 😀
MoMorningdawnLol point taken i'll keep my mouth shut lol🙂
FlForever lost😀 😀
MoMorningdawnI've been told that as I age I look younger. My friends and neighbours hate me and my sons often get mistaken for my brothers, or so they all say to make me feel better! I am excellent at misplacing my mobile phone and glasses, and then get very short tempered because I can't find my phone without my glasses :~
MNMadNadI've solved that one, I phone my mobile from the house phone!
MMMadMagOK until you forget where the house is!
The mobile phone is often dead so can't hear it either if I try to call it from the house phone!😈 And if I forget where the house is, then I will defo section myself in the mental institute!:~
MNMadNadI put lots of things down or in draws and then can't find them,
TTTerence ( Terry )There in such safe places even I can't find them😀😀😀
Well I'm off on a one way ticket to the Swiss clinic when I don't know where I live!
MMMadMagI'll join you to the Swiss clinic MadMag and have a nice long lethal cocktail.........yum, yum!😋
MNMadNad😈
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BlBluerayThe friendships on this site get better with age. It really is so nice to see those I haven't seen for awhile and this forum helps us all stay in touch so it's even lovelier when we meet face to face. Yesterday was a good day for that 🙂 And of course I love all the hugging. There's nowt like a big hug! 😀
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RARuthieAWho you calling a hug😋
pApreggy47(Andy)There were too many to mention by name preggy47 and some bigger than others 😋🙂 But all enjoyed immensely 🙂
on 06/10/13 @ 19:12I think the forums are here to keep us going til we next meet
Chris 🙂
The memories we can remember also improve with age. They always seems to have a Rose tint don't you think! lol
This site gives you a lot of great memories🙂
pApreggy47(Andy)It sure does 🙂 and recalling them always make me smile if nit laugh!