Other ranking🙂
Ally & Dave - Coxswain & Mate
TMiW - 2nd Commadore of the Fleet
GoingforGold - Cockpit Officer
Maggie - Barsteward
Vee & Dawn - Ableseawomen & mate
KC - Cooper
Hillmale - Royal marine commando

Poopdeck scrubber & seawench positions open

Sorry to miss out again, would have loved to have been a seawench. Enjoy yourself you scurvy seadogs 🙂 🙂

If I'm a wren on your boat, does that make me a sea bird or a fresh water fowl?

If you are a wren MadMag you don't have to bend down far🙂

Anyway Sharpen u cutlass & practice your aim🙂 for boarding the Black Pearl.
Please bring your favourite tipple on board & something to share & snack. Like a pie or salad stuff. Thanks

Where are we going again Skipper and in which direction ?????????? 😋

Ohh and put me down for 13 quids worth of bush tucker at the YHA as well Skipper please. 😉

The world is round so any direction.
Meet up points on invite + Saturday for non-walkers.

Ooooooh- does aerographer mean I have to pass a lot of wind? I'll do me best!!! Do scurvy seadogs eat baked beans?

Lizzied - think you have to spot the wind, not create it.
Thankful to see that there is no cabin boy or girl!

That'll be Roger, Rodney.

Lowering the tone, that last comment was not an instruction either 😋

Details of walks now posted on invites. Any queries please get in touch. 'Commander' Don't know how that happened bribery and corruption works wonders.

Dear Mr Stargazer.
I have to express discomfort, alarm, distress and anger at my Bilge Boy ranking. I feel that I deserve better after two sweaty and deeply unpleasant years slopping out and serving my time below deck. Mr Stargazer I also have to question your sanity in giving 46YY the Mechanic post. His whimpering performance last year as a deckhand was pathetic in the extreme and you know that I have long dreamed, nay cherished the Mechanic's post myself. A trained cock-winder, sorry clock-winder, I consider myself not only to be suitably attired for this promotion but in addition I have assembled a humble collection of tools in anticipation of this year's jaunt. TO BE CONTINUED

.... Mr Starguzzler...this therefore begs several questions: Critically - have you assessed 46YY's tool collection ?(Hah - I VERY much doubt it!!!!)
To summarize..I consider my Bilge Boy ranking to be a bilious, hideous error on your part (giving Rurky the Navigator's post is even more of a joke - surely it IS a joke? And no-one is less suited to be a commodore than Wills who is by any definition clearly a lower seawench). I am just a tad annoyed and have bloody revenge in my thoughts. I hate you as I hate a rancid squid - the rankings are insulting to the whole Diem clan ... I look forward to the revised list. CD☹☹😈😈

..an' if thou art "skipper" 'ave yuh gotta skipping rope? (As befits a 7 year old schoolgirl)😈 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈

Please note Carpe Diem! The only punishment for INSUBORDINATION is KEEL-HAULING🙂

A rancid squid instead of the evening meal sir gizzard I feel for BB, known as carp on Demi, for his lack of understanding on what it takes to make your team of sea worthy or lake worthy sailers. He has no tool skills as to speak of, I saw him try to fill up his car with petrol on one occasion and once in the station had to ask for assistance,....the pump holding and squeezing at the same time was just too much to work out. So hold to your excellent list and we will all do you proud well expect for BB. Who we will just have to keep in check 😀😀😀

Carpe Diem!: As Admiral,I will not have you talking to my Skipper in that manner. Your insubordination before our venture even commences is unacceptable and I will certainly be keeping an eye on you through out the voyage bilge boy.

go suck thy inadequate telescope Decka 😋 thah needs tuh look out fuh the limpin' dwarf 😈

Wills ....ma pumpin' an' sqweezin' is 'ighly rated so go sqweeze yuh blac'eads and keep thah boorin' garidge storeys yuh miserubull selff

Stirguzzller ..thah wood nae no keel haulin' if it jummped up an' slaped thah uggly musshh 😋😋😋

*** telegram ***
Would Gunner (Corrie) & Ordancewomen (Born Free)
report to Royal Marine Commando (Hillmale) on arrival for firing squad practice🙂

*** Telegram Sailing ***
Friday - Hillmale, Beatrix, Flower Power, Kate B, Alpine Hiker, KC, Rourky.
Saturday - Vee & Dawm + any other takers?
Sunday - am all those departing lakes on Sunday
Sunday - pm all those not departing Sunday (booze cruise)
Can sort out who is sailing on Sunday am or pm on saturday evening🙂

hul mallet thou art a sluggish slugg an' thah cud nae shoot a stattyou .Yah boo sukks😋

Hey SG - ah got booze man🙂🙂 CD

Carpe Diem!: As Admiral bilge boy, all I would say to you is ow ta win frends n inflense pple

Ma ownly pal iss mee parott Deckahand

Carpe Diem!: You just keep hold of yer parott if it meks thi feel good.

Would all pirates please pay the purser (Beatrix) £5 to cover cost of diesel & mooring. Many Thanks🙂

Decckerrr - ah wil allways 'old onta ma parutt - wud be a lost sole agin wifout 'im -poss mah ownly frend in hole world ☹😋

ehup Stirguzzler - ah nay shore ah wud trussed that Betricks wenchh wif anny cassh🤔🤔🤔

Have a great weekend guys and stop bickering! - you know you love each other really! 😋😈😈 x

Anyone around Thursday evening? Will be camping at Low Wray in a big white van if anyone us around. Karen

Hullmale thah art a braggart of furst order. As fuh evry man fuh 'imself, ah'll be lookin' owt fuh yuh an' thah rottin' eye. Ah reelly luv al 'o ma shippmaytes an' wud nae 'arm a maggott harrr harrr harrr ☹😋🤔

Will the Bilge boy and the rest of the crew stay below decks until the commissioned officers are saluted and piped aboard????

Im comming up earl tomoz.....for a walk....and a few beers.....is there any accommodation left or camping spots