OK I was bored!!!🙂

And I'm glad to be counted as one if them pal !!

Thanks for your friendship,but don`t give up your day job😋😀

😀😀😀 Thanks Keith! x

Oh Milv, how sweet, does this mean we are friends, luv ya,miss ya🙂🙂

ha ha Ruthie, miss ya too! Thought I would put up my little tribute to Seamus Heaney (brilliant poet)! 🙂

There was a young lady
She had a pretty quim
She used to sit for hours
Sticking her fingers in
Now shes old and ugly
Her face as lost its charm
She can get all her fingers in
And three quarters of her arm

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I'd like to think this was not rude FL, but somehow I know you better than that!!!😀😀

Never heard of a quim...

Neither have I but didn't want to ask!!!🙂

Milv you've been drinking again havent you!! 😉

Nice little ditty though and in no way rude.😋

How can you tell? 😋

I can see your smile 🙂 😋

Fair Welsh girl whose socks were so pink
Found them brown and starting to stink
As on High Street one day
Her friends led her astray
Through the bog; well what do you think?

😀😀😀😀 Great TS!

I think it was cute Milvus 🙂
Yours I agree with Milvus had a hidden meaning FL
And Top_spot's is very amusing! 😀

Put a sock in it🙂 Nice one Milvus.

Lol, you two really have a sock thing going on dont you😋

poet and you didn't know it 🙂🙂🙂

I've never been called a 'poem-murdering monster' before!!!!:~

Theres a first time for everything milvus lol do you think he meant me too ??? 🙂

OMG you and I in the same category!!! 😀😀😀

Lovely Milvus. OMG FL I checked it out you naughty boy 😀

OMG I've just looked it up too Jo! 😮😮 We really need a blushing button with these smiley faces!!!
I feel for you Milvus! 😈😈😈😈

You ladies are so lovely, did you honestly not know what a q**m is? I must have had quite a broad education at the convent after all 😀😀

lol i believe they didn't Sarah68 🙂but they certainly do now lol

I'm really not going to look it up, I'd rather live in innocence! Blissfully unaware! 🙂

I think its pretty obvious now milvus 🙂 or is it that you'ld rather not blush 🙂perhaps you could try it next time your bored instead of writing naff poetry lol🙂

Honestly Sarah and I had a convent education too! But knowing FL I guessed it would be naughty - but still!!

🙂what can i say in my defence lol would you rather i put a clean one on ??? lol

Mmmm I'm torn between yes & none at all! 😋

Spoilt Sport 🙂did you really blush Love i'd loved to have seen that🙂lol

Well I went to a local mixed school and I didn't know what it was or never heard of it. I know plenty of other names for it though 😀😀

I'm sure we all do jopo lol but believe it or not there are some even i won't use well on here anyway don't mind in the bedroom 🙂

try going to an all boys school jo, you learn very quick there.
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mmmmm that's where I went wrong - school! 😀

Didn't you attend one then milvus ???? lol

Not much! 😀😀

Milvus, with this thread I bet you wish you never became a poet and stuck to your day job. Sock it to em gal.

That'll teach me for being bored won't it! I'll remember to take up knitting next time I'm bored! 😀

Nooooooooooooo don't do that milvus i was loking forward to some more lol

Some more? I am a murdering somethingorother - can't remember now its too far up the top to see! Anyway I could knit a pair of mittens for the cold days ahead!!!😀

It was your first attempt it can only get better lets face it it couldn't get any worse🙂lol