Do you want to go halves on a bastard?? i tried this one once still got the scar to prove it lol🙂

I take it that was a NO then?!!! 😈😈😈

Yes it was a resounding NO lol 🙂
So what was your best first date question ???🙂

Do you have a mortgage😋😋😈😈

You look tired...would you like to rest your ankles on my wing mirrors?

And before anyone asks, the answer to that one was "No" as well!! 😀😀😀

preggy47(Andy): 😀😀😀

is that perfume youre wearing called "Come to me" cos it smells like come to me

StevieH: Not really, he only drove a moped 😀😀😀😀

Vonnie: Have you met StevieH before then Vonnie 😋

Him: would you like to see a photo of my new puppy?
Me: a Bernese mountain dog! Cute! You know it's going to die of cancer by the time it's seven?
Him: yes, we just had our last one put to sleep.

Astonishingly this relationship lasted two years. Moral of the story? Don't show animal photos to tipsy vets.

Love yours Vonnie.
Obviously many years ago, but still over the age of 18 when asked if you wanted to go back to his place. Best reply to send him running was "oh but I've got to get up for school tomorrow"

Vonnie: Was that at the Nottingham Palais d Dance?
I remember going there on Saturday nights all the way from Sheffield just cos the girls were friendlier😉

In a pub in Sandbach, two women asked me which girl I liked in there. I actually chose one because I had seen them all talking so they knew each other. So they kept going over to her, pointed me out and came back with questions about me. One of the first questions was "Is he a millionaire?"

CB, I have actually had that answer!

I rather like the Tommy Cooper TV sketch, where he is meeting the parents of his girlfriend (who is of course young, and beautiful). Her father says "What are your plans for the future Mr Cooper?), and Tommy says "We're going to the pictures". So her father says, "No, I mean later on" and Tommy says "Well, between you and me, I am hoping to push her in a shop doorway"!

Do you look like a millionairs then Colin ???? alot of women say i don't !!!!!

hi i have a bad short term memory penelope how do you do she looked at me puzzled face for about 2 hours and then she lent over and whispered her name into my ear and other things😀😀😀

While out with my ex husband a bloke came over and asked do you mind if I dance with your wife, to which my ex replied, "buy me a pint and you can keep her all night"

morningdawn: His loss then he didnt deserve the pint 🙂

Blue John: Haha, I know, thought I would at least have been worth two pints

morningdawn: Pity you can't make the Ale trip this time round, a day with you would have been worth a pint at least 🙂

Aww thanks Blue John, sorry to miss you all this time 🙂

Smooze you sweet talker😀😀😀

oh yes right down to my little cotton socks😀😀😀