Testicles, Spectacles...

Testicles, spectacles,
wallet and watch,
is that what a Viking doth need?
Manacles, ventricles,
an axe, here's the facts,
to satisfy bestial greed.

We swagger, we're hairy,
we holler with glee,
our bodies are gristle an' bone,
sweet hedonism is all we desire,
our enemies just lie an' moan
in mortal fear, as we ransack around,
lusty and gruesome, it's true,
so tighten your belt as Odin leers down,
and look Viking right through and through...

Posted on 09/08/17

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